Swarming Hordes discography | 12″ ltd. vinyl

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($25 / ltd. to 42 copies)

TRACKS:
1.) Not A Mock Arsenal
2.) The Tyranny of Maxella Ocellus
3.) The Tournament At Pentecost Was At Its Height
4.) Remedy For Purulent Mass Already Infested With Worms
5.) Firmly Ensnuggled By The Fearsome Bladder Wort
6.) Deep In My House There Is A Jar That Can Hold Just About All Of You
7.) Minor Fingering And Major Philandering
8.) The Tobacco Stained Mange Of The Once Regal Screaming Eagle
9.) Still Living Trophy
10.) Wriggle By Day, Writhe By Night
11.) Our Queen, Bring Forth Thine Nectar
12.) The Littlest Scoundrel

ABOUT: Alright, let’s go straight to the facts by listing the three most important bands in Seattle music history: The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Nirvana, and the Swarming Hordes. No, this is not hyperbole. Stop anyone who has lived in Seattle for the past decade or two and they’ll say the exact same thing. The Hordes toured with Modest Mouse, said “fuck you” to an offer from Sub Pop, played so hard they’d often throw up at the end of shows, had fashion mullets and ironic mustaches before it was fashionable and ironic, skateboarded to Hell and back while cranking Nuns Have No Fun, made Slayer and Metallica temporarily break-up, and laughed in the face of the Fucking Champs. No superlatives needed. Seriously, just ask. I dare you. Just fucking ask! Bow down and play some fucking metal!

RELEASED: January/February 2010 (limited to 42 copies)